This is called The Legendary Adventures of Kairu Massu Part 1 It all takes place in a world where evil is everywhere, Damsels are always in distress, one Hero Kairu Massu a 23 year old Neko/Al Bhed may be able to stop evil, and save the damesels in distress, though he is wanted by all female villains like Vampiresses, Kangasiren, Fripparoo, Bags Bunny, and much more, cause well Kairu Massu is well known, and the female villains will stop at nothing to get him inside them. Along the way Kairu will meet friends who'll hopefully join him in his journey, and he'll fall in love with a 26 year old wolf girl. Sorry I didn't mean to reminiss..... anways the story will begin...... now. Kairu: *walks through the streets* -stomach growls- *holds stomach* eh~ I need food I haven't eatin in days *sees a food restaraunt* RAMEN! ^^ *runs in, sits down, orders ramen, and starts slurping it down* -talks with food in mouth- "mmmm this good" ^^ *orders a cola, and drinks it* Ramen cooker: that'll be 20 yen. Kairu: *pays the man 20 yen* thank you so much for the meal. ^^ Ramen Cooker: much ablidged for your complements, so where ya journeying too? Kairu: eh don't really know, all's I know is I'm always fighting evil, saving the basic D.I.D. Ramen Cooker: ah damsel in distress, sounds like you're getting tired of it. Kairu: me tired of it? no, it's what us heroes do *gets up, and starts heading out* Ramen cooker: well good luck on your journey, you're always welcome to eat here. Kairu: thanks *starts walking, accedently bumps into a flower girl* THUD! Kairu: I'm terribly sorry let me help you pick them up *helps pick them up* Flower Girl: thank you you're very kind *picks up her flowers* Kairu: did you grow these flowers all by yourself? flower girl: yes I did how could you tell? Kairu: because of the love and care that was put in them. flower girl: again thank you, but you didn't have to go through all that trouble. Kairu: it's no problem at all, it's what heroes like me do. flower girl: you're a neko/ al bhed? Kairu: *nods* is that bad? flower girl: not at all I've never seen your kind before or at all. Kairu: that's because I'm the last of my kind, my parents died when I was a young kitten. flower girl: I'm sorry to hear that. Kairu: it's ok I try not to think about it, it's what keeps me going. flower girl: so does this mean you can turn into a cat? Kairu: yup any time I want watch *goes to cat form and meows* see? flower girl: aw~ so kawaii ^^ I just wanna take you home and keep you. Kairu: sorry I have a journey to complete. flower girl not if I have anything to say about it *blows pheramone dust* Kairu: *returns to first form, and covers nose* agh so you're that kind of flower girl a seductive type *throws down a smoke screen and runs like hell* flower girl: THERE WILL BE OTHERS LIKE ME WHO'LL WANT YOU, YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER! Kairu: *sighs in relief* that was close *continues on with his journey* I'd hate to see what else I'll run into, my day started great with ramen and cola, and that flower girl had to ruin it sheesh *ears perk up, and hears a damsel in distress *throws down something and a neko motorcycle appears in a flash, gets on it, and rides off toward where the D.I.D is* -insert freeze frame here- to be continued.