last time on Legendary Journey's of Kairu Massu.  our hero was enjoying a bowl of ramen and cola, than he continued his journey and bumped into a flower girl which happened to be a flower girl with pheramone dust, in other words she was trying to get him to fall in love with her, but it failed to work on him, he used a smoke screen to get away, and all of a sudden he heard a cry for help from a damsel in distress so he made his neko motorcycle appear and rode off to rescue her.  Who knows what will happen? let us continue.

Kairu: made it just in time *sees a big ugly monster holding the damsel captive* -rolls eyes- *gets off motorcycle whiich we'll call it the Neko cycle for short, grabs a sword known as the Ultima Weapon, runs off to the monster* ALRIGHT YOU UGLY BEAST LET HER GO! Monster: You tiny and weak, me can easily crush you bones and all and bite your head. Damsel: help please rescue me. Kairu: -rolls eyes again- *mutters under his breath* "How many times have I heard that line?" don't worry miss I'll rescue you -uses his monster scanner to pin point it's weak spot- hmmm it's weakness seems to be lightning, not a problem *uses a mastered bolt materia, casts bolt lvl 3* Monster: GWAAAAAAAAAH!~ CRASH!!!! Kairu: shocking it actually worked, miss are you alright? Damsel: I am now thank you so much bows politely* Kairu: it wasn't a problem jsut doing my job as a hero *notices the damsel has long~ silky hair down to her back, and is wearing a long~ silk/satin pink gown with gloves to go with it* -mutters under his breath- "I swear there are different looking damsels" *helps her up* Uh, so how'd you get stuck with the... damsel: Ugly Monster? Well, you know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours." but who cares thank you for rescuing me please let me reward you with a kiss. Kairu: *ears lower being cautous* um ok I guess. Damsel: *a black hooded cloak appears around her neck, gets closer to him, wraps her arms and the cloak around them and kisses him on the lips without him knowing it would knock him out* Kairu: *eyes widen and ears perk up, feeling weak all of a sudden, is knocked out by the kiss and falls to the ground* agh d-damn you tricked me. Damsel: *straddles him hehe you're mine now *covers them with her black hooded cloak and they appear in her bedroom on her bed* wake up my love. Kairu: *comes too* agh my head where am I and what do you want with me? you can't keep me here forever, I have a long~ Journey ahead of me. Damsel: oh there's no escape from me, I will never let you go, you're mine and you're my pet, and my toy. Kairu: tch I don't think so *brakes free* Damsel: oh no you don't *summons her french maid vampiresses* lets see you fight them off *becomes a vampiress herself* Kairu: oh for fucks sake *shakes head* SHADOW CLONE JUTSU! *many clones of him appear* ok you deal with them, I'll deal with the head vampiress -the clones attack the vampiress french maid minions and defeat them with their kunais and materias* -makes the shadow clones disappear- now it comes down to 1 on 1 battle -insert stare down here- *runs and attacks, uses his claws* Vampiress: didn't your mother teach you not to hit women especially pretty ones? Kairu: she didn't say anything about vampiresses. Vampiress: I know how to make you give in *uses hypnotic vampiress love spell* "look deep into my seductive eyes and give in to me" Kairu: *ties blind fold around his eyes, and uses his nose and ears to sense the vampiress, throws a sun light flash bomb orb, and uses an arrow to hit it* FLASH! Vampiress: noooooooooo~ *falls to the ground hard* how dare you? *flies up into the air and makes all the lights go out, and uses the shadows to her advantage and beats him up badly and laughs evilly* Kairu: *is on the ground weary and wounded* agh can't give up *throws 2 more sun light flash bomb orbs and this time uses arrows with holy water on them and shoots the orbs causing a huge gigantic undodgable flash of light* FLASH!!!! Vampiress: nooooooooooooooo *goes down unable to move* Kairu: and just to make sure you stay dead *brings out a wooden steak and stabs her in the heart, in a puff of dust she fades away dead for good* -removes the blind fold- phew that was a tough battle -uses a special healing item to make the wounds disappear- *brings out Buster sword and does Cloud's Victory Pose* -insert FFVII victory theme here- *walks out, enters the treasury room, grabs alot of gold, and has all the gold, gems ect. to all the poor people, than leaves the castle, "whistles" -the nekocycle appears- *gets on it and rides off into the sunlight* -insert freeze frame and a to be continued sign here- Narrarator: Kairu has deafeted his first tough villain what will become of Kairu in his next journey? find out next time in Part 3 of the exciting story of the Legendary Journeys of Kairu Massu